After the recent Four Island Pi obsessions, some startling discoveries about Pi have been uncovered. First of all, it doesn’t go well with cheese, and second of all, if played as an FLV file, it turns into a fully-playable version of Club Penguin.
“….OMG. Club Penguin whaaaaat?” yelled Starla Insigna in disbelief. However, after downloading the latest Pi value from pi-insanity.com.fi and saving it as an FLV file, she nearly fainted when the Loading screen popped up. “And it plays the music from Pokemon Third Generation[1] on Route 27!” she remarked after logging in, “I love that song!”
The Club Penguin people deny all accounts of this and attribute it to “lies and extremely saucy marketing”. They said that they didn’t even like Pi, but after a search of their premesis, it turned out that over half of their Club Penguin servers had several slices of pumpkin pie[2] inside the CD trays.
Slightly disturbed by the discovery, we then interviewed the Pi maniacs. “Cl….club penguin?” stuttered Drifty, “Um…. if Starla doesn’t mind me claiming royalties for what I say after this comma, IT’S A CONSPIRACY!”
Smiley was also weirded out. “Where’s the fourth dimension? Where’s the 8? I KNOW! Club Penguin IS the Fourth Dimension! We should all lol into Club Penguin and torn into lalligalolfing poocheyenas!” Dr. Blooshoie than fell out of the sky (convienently landing in a manure pile) and detained Smiley for saying misspelled words.
Pokemaniacs also discovered that Route 27 in the third generation games now contained a store that sold lives and a portal to the YellowIpodLand where the rare YellowIpod pokemon lurked. It is level 54396549 and has the attacks “Avril Lavigne”, “Jordin Sparks”, “Lady Lenka” and “Taylor Swift”. YellowIpod carries a piece of pumpkin pie, which you recieve when you catch her.
We will provide more information as fast as we can make it up. [That joke's really old. I think I need to force--I mean, suggest--my reporters attend another one of those creativity workshops again.... --Editor] Starla Insigna would also like us to remind you that “Pokemon Crystal is the best and I looooove the third movie!”
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OMG SO RANDOM! But of course, hilarious.
Dr. Blooshooie fell in a pile of manure? Ha! You deserve it you stupid Four Island hater!
……….I hope my therapist (Dr. Blooshooie Jr.) doesn't see that.
Comment by Timbo94 — February 27, 2009 @ 11:22 pm
Thaaanks! With the manure thing, I was just trying to show how random authorities appear out of nowhere instantly when something they don't like happens. In "Four Island Goes Down", the CIA raided my house as soon as I realize I'm using Firefox v378.9 (though I guess that one's not that weird, they did explain that they (PERVERTS) hid cameras in my house). In "Trial By Epiphany", Dr. Blooshooie entered the courtroom as soon as TimTam started raving about how good Four Island is. In "Linux For Brains!", the CIA drop from the sky as soon as someone realizes that TimTam's supposed to be under house arrest. Similar things happen in "Tamesis Under House Arrest" and this story as well. Strange.
Wow, long run-on paragraph!
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