True Falsities

Welcome Garden, Four Island – Four Island has just gained a brand new A-I-R-P-O-R-T. This means that newcomers don’t have to surf here! [you know, surfing the Internet? Surfing the Cyber Space? ...forget it.]

At the same time, the mysterious figure in a wetsuit has been unmasked [not literally, but it would be soooo cool, like BATMAN.]. Police say that his name is Ozzyfrog, and they are wondering why they’re being hired to investigate random people in wetsuits [oh yeah, it was me who paid them so that I can be the best journalist ever!] [I thought I fired you! -Editor] [You didn't.] [Oh, okay. - Editor]

The A-I-R-P-O-R-T [why am I typing it like that?] [You want Ozzyfrog to go nuts again? - Editor] was built on the insistence of Ozzyfrog, Bluemonkey and Tamesis. It is also rumoured that an airbourne-ninja-hideout was built on the insistence of the three and that they go raiding for pantyhose once in a blue sunset

The other Four Islanders have been questi- I mean interviewed about the A-I-R-P-O-R-T.

“We have an airport? Ahhhhhh airplanes are scary!” yelled Pyro, before Ozzyfrog jumped on her and yelled at her for being scared of A-I-R-P-L-A-N-E-S. [Wow, Pyro's been ambushed twice now...]

“I’ve been to that A-I-R-P-O-R-T and it’s just a cordoned off area with a couch and a potted plant. It’s even outdoors!” JAL complained in a loud whisper.

“Yay, now less people will die crossing Four Ocean [we have our own ocean!]” Drifty said happily before being eaten by a lion [again].

“What? What A-I-R-borne ninja hideout? I don’t know anything!” Bluemonkey said while driving his bus. He also denied the fact that a couple of pantyhoses and a ninja costume were missing from the Four Island General Store.

Starla was busy doing Lady Queen Mistress stuff, Tamesis was mysteriously unavailable, Timbo94 was busy Umi-ing and Ozzyfrog couldn’t really comment on himself. Oh, and Smiley was… somewhere. We don’t know where he is. [And now I can type that word without the Editor yelling at me! Airpla-YAAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrggghhhh...]