[ Starla Insigna convinced us to run these advertisements. I don't know why, but rumor has it that she's been sniffing glue. Wait a minute, now it's fruit-scented markers. I really don't know. -Editor]
Bob’s House of Ineptitude
Price: $1/visit
Producer: Bob Michigan
Conveniently located off the Interstate, Bob’s House of Ineptitude is a great place to lose your mind! “I use to be smart,” actress Ashley Tisdale told us, “But after trying to find my way out of Bob’s House of Ineptitude, I don’t even remember how to spell drackalovglapskindoodleyshaphedowinpie! Someone left the cake out in the rain!” So come on down to Bob’s and do stuff!
Swalligaggers
Price: $Scarecrow
Producer: P Incorporated, 1-80I-LIK-EPIE
What are they? We don’t know! However, P Incorporated is selling them along with a great deal: Buy 26,000, get one free! The fact that they are unpurchasable doesn’t bother anyone, a sale that good can’t be missed! Come on down to Poop Plaza now and buy some keychains before they run out!
Key
Price: Your Soul
Producer: Consumer
Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mom. Ei just weanted to tyell you that Ieeee was seelling keeeeeeys. Theeeeeir lyke, reeeeeeeeeeealy bad for you and theeeeeeeeeeeeey’re kinda raidoactive. So pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease buy some, I neeeeed a new chicken.
Radioactive Smoking Gooflinger With Wings
Price: One Avril Lavigne Song
Producer: Avril Lavigne Fans
YAY OMG AVRIL LAVIGNE SHE’S THE BEST WHO ARE YOU IF YOU DUN LIKE HER I LIKE CHEEZE WHERE IS LIZZZZZZZZZY? I NEED MY CHEEZE BATH!
[ Starla would like to point out that Avril Lavigne is still great, despite the obvious lunacy of the above advertisement -Editor ]
Anyway, someone bought one. A Swalligagger. Drifty, to be exact. And now we can’t find her. If anyone sees Drifty, please call 1-800-OMG-I-JUST-SAW-DRIFTY-AFTER-SHE-BOUGHT-A-SWALLIGAGGER-AND-NOW-IM-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-REPORT-WHAT-I-SAW-WHILE-PARODYING-THE-AMANDA-SHOW. Thank you.
YAY AVRIL LAVIGNE!
Very random. Wait, how did Bob Michigan set up his House of Ineptitude? He's supposed to be in jail! OMG!
And where's Drifty? Oh noez! Now there will be no one to make Pigeon comics! Oh wait, maybe it was the lion! I'll kill you!
*runs away to find and kill lion*
Comment by Timbo94 — March 22, 2009 @ 1:35 am
YAY I KNOW!
And, oops, I forgot about that. I wrote this post before your post, and I guess I never fixed it.
I know! Driiiiiiiiiiiiiifty! Where arrrrrrrrrrrrre you?
Comment by Starla Insigna — March 22, 2009 @ 1:40 am
This is a very awesome and random TF.
But if I've disappeared, how could I be posti-
Comment by Drifty — March 22, 2009 @ 1:46 am
LOLOLOL
:D:D
1-500-I-Just-Saw-An-Elderly-Lady-Attack-Some-Person-And-Now-I'm-Calling-This-Number-To-Report-What-I-Saw
I love the Amanda Show. I was just looking at the Wikipedia page and I couldn't stop laughing as I remembered all the skits
Comment by Tamesis Lucien — March 22, 2009 @ 6:06 am