Things to Do in a Time of Great Boredom, Four Island – Four Islanders, in addition to the recent Pi, Pillowcase and Pigeon endemics, have been suffering a collective depression due to the lack of True Falsities News Stories [which makes me feel speshul, yay! - Editor].
“I feel very 
now!” Smiley reportedly said while being treated for smiley-itus.
“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- there’s no news stories? Reading is overrated- except for Twilight!” Pyro yelled just before being ambushed by Bluemonkey and a mysterious figure in a wetsuit for liking Twilight.
“Awww, sad now. At least I have my CARDCAPTOR SAKURA CARDS!” Timbo94 said excitedly. “UMI UMI UMI UMI UMI!”
“WHAT?! NO STORIES?! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!” Starla said sadly before going into a depression.
Drifty, when faced with the inevitable truth that there was to be no more news story, merely sobbed.
“Why don’t you write more, you stupid reporters?!” the Editor of this fine newspaper screamed before noticing that I was writing everything she said and- [This journalist has just been fired - the new journalist better delete everything! - Editor]
Tamesis and Bluemonkey were mysteriously absent from all interviews.
Anyway, since this story will soon be posted and stuff, the depression will probably alleviate. I’m just the bestest journalist ever!
In other news, a mysterious figure in a wetsuit has been spotted around the island in a UFO. It is believed this mysterious figure is in cahoots with Tamesis and Bluemonkey. The only information the police have on this mysterious figure is that the mysterious figure really, really likes airplanes and will go nuts upon any mention of the word “airp-”.
If you have any information about this mysterious figure, please call me so that the bestest reporter in the world can continue to be the bestest in the world. [This journalist has just been fired and the old journalist has been reinstated! You better not do anything nasty, understand?! You better not write down that I am in fact sniffing Doritors! Oh, ptooie, I'm writing everything I say again! Um... I like radios! - Editor]
LOL I love it!
Yay for WWG (Weird Wetsuit Guy)!!!
Comment by Tamesis Lucien — March 19, 2009 @ 10:42 am
Hmm… I wonder who that wetsuited guy is?
And if you've noticed, in all my stories, you and Bluemonkey have not been quoted – it's a conspiracy!!
Comment by Drifty — March 19, 2009 @ 11:03 am
And then I can get depressed for not writing for Four Island or the Sabrina FanWiki or anything else! YAAAAY! I really have to start writing again….
Comment by Starla Insigna — March 19, 2009 @ 1:39 pm
YAY for the wetsuit guy!!! I wonder who he is?
Comment by Ozzyfrog — March 20, 2009 @ 4:02 am
yay for WWG. I'm just worried about all these vigilante raids that are being perpetrated. rumour has it the troublesome duo have setup an airborne-ninja-skills college in a remote area of 4I.
Comment by BleuM937 — March 20, 2009 @ 5:13 am
yay for WWG. I'm just worried about all these vigilante raids that are being perpetrated. rumour has it the troublesome duo have setup an airborne-ninja-skills college in a remote area of 4I.
Comment by BleuM937 — March 20, 2009 @ 5:13 am
I wonder too! The next TF should solve that problem… oops, I said too much.
Comment by Drifty — March 20, 2009 @ 7:17 am
@ Hat: Dun worry, just let your mind drifty…
Maybe that may be true!
@ Ozzyfrog: I wonder too! The next TF should solve that problem… oops, I said too much.
@ Blu: Airbourne Ninja College? Lol.
Comment by Drifty — March 20, 2009 @ 7:19 am