BREAKING NEWS
Timbo94 has broken out of jail! Strangely, he has left all the stuff he stole from his own house behind. Is he planning to go back to his cell again?
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Mere hours ago [we would have known sooner, but the police wouldn't tell us anything until now], Timbo94 arrived at the police station – voluntarily. Remember how Bob Michigan was placed in the same cell as Timbo94? And how Timbo94 has had some sort of evil power over Bob? Apparently, none of it was true! It was all a diversion! The real badguy is apparently, Bob Michigan!
“I KNEW IT! IT’S A CONSPIRACY!” yelled Drifty when she heard the news.
Police didn’t believe Timbo94 at first, not until Bob Michigan appeared in the town square – with a giant sombrero!
“All must bow before me, or else I will set off this special bomb, which will not kill people, but will destroy the website known as Four Island, forever!”
After hearing this, the Lady Queen Mistress of Four Island, Starla Insigna, fainted.
We’ll have more on this story as it develops.
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[OMG! - Editor] [Uh, excuse me, Editor? You're typing everything you say again - oh look, so am I!] [.... - Editor] [Wait, if you're Starla Insigna - which was insinuated in a particular comment - how are you here, you're meant to have fainted] [Quiet! Stop talking to me and report about what we're seeing! - Editor] [Huh? Oh, right! Sorry!]
This reporter is shocked! How could that happen? How is that even possible?
A few minutes ago, Timbo94 appeared along with Smiley, Sammi, Pyro and Drifty, in the town square, along with a…. live giant Starfy Plush Toy?
“What? No!” screamed Bob Michigan, as the giant sombrero was eaten by the Starfy, “my one weakness!”
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Bob Michigan has now been put in solitary confinement (in a much more secure cell than before), Timbo94 has been released from jail (along with the things he stole from his own house), and the giant Starfy has been shrunk down to normal size, and has been given a house, right next to Starla’s residence.
[Wait, why a sombrero? Isn't Bob Michigan Spaeslish? - Editor] [Turns out he was actually Mexican] [Oh.... ok then - Editor]
YAY An article about Starfy! *grablediooshes* Great story, as per usual.
So, I'm the Editor? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Comment by Starla Insigna — March 21, 2009 @ 11:37 am
Or maybe… or maybe Starla is and is not the editor at the same time! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
And this is a very random TF that I like.
Yay!
Comment by Drifty — March 22, 2009 @ 1:48 am
Or maybe… or maybe Starla is and is not the editor at the same time! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Comment by Drifty — March 22, 2009 @ 1:48 am
I…. I'm quasi-dimensional? Or maybe I have split personalit-WORTHLESS HUMANS, I COMMAND YOU TO BOW DOWN TO ME, THE ANTI-HATKIRBY-ies (I am a Gemini
)
Comment by Starla Insigna — March 22, 2009 @ 1:52 am
I…. I'm quasi-dimensional? Or maybe I have split personalit-WORTHLESS HUMANS, I COMMAND YOU TO BOW DOWN TO ME, THE ANTI-HATKIRBY-ies (I am a Gemini
)
Comment by Starla Insigna — March 22, 2009 @ 1:52 am