Music, TCMP Lifeline, Four Island – Bluemonkey and Ozzyfrog have declared war on Taylor Swift, to the shock and disbelief of the mainly Taylor Swift loving community.
“They… WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!?!?! I’m going to EAT them!” screamed our Lady Queen Mistress when she heard the news. She also set the level of alarm to ‘Taylor Swift’ and ordered all her troops [i.e the FBI and all citizens] to move out and capture the dissidents.
“I don’t get all the fuss about Taylor Swift anyway,” JAL said when we interviewed him. After he said that, the FBI came in and played Taylor Swift on the Four Island Intercom system and JAL immediately converted to the goodness that is Taylor Swift. “I love her!” JAL said happily after that.
All the not-really-fans of Taylor Swift immediately went into hiding. “If word got out that I didn’t like all of her songs [like Picture to Burn and Whitehorse], I’d be subjected to those two until I liked them!” said a very anonymous person [who is now hiding in the lion's stomach].
“3.141… Hey, you know that Taylor’s songs are very fast? Why? Because she’s Swift!” Smiley said, before being detained for making bad jokes.
Ozzyfrog and Bluemonkey could not be detained for interview. We will bring you updates as they happen.
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A Deck of Cards, Four Island – The intrepid duo who have gone against Tay have taken her hostage. Upon learning this, Starla Insigna fainted and was bought to the Royal Hospital of Four Island for treatment [217 Fourscore Improvement].
“Oh. My. God. BLUEMONKEY AND OZZYFROG MUST BE SUBJECTED TO LOLLIPOPS!” screamed Timbo94 wielding a Taylor Swift album.
“NER. Pigeons must have taken over TimTam’s friends! We must show them the light!” Pyro said.
When Starla was brought back to life, she began to strangely sing You Belong with Me. Doctors have theorized that this was because of the shock that the thought of Taylor Swift in any sort of danger, and that our beloved Lady Queen Mistress will be better after the shock has passed.
In other news, an airplane has been spotted flying over the Island. This couldn’t have had anything to do with the current situation, so we ignored it.
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The Drifting Island, Four Island – The final showdown has begun, and I’m writing this down as it unfolds! Ain’t I great?
A mysterious note has been dropped from the airplane, saying: “Meet us on The Drifting Island for negotiations.”
Right now, Starla [supported by Timbo94] is walking onto The Drifting Island. Timbo94 has chosen to handle the negotiations, as Starla is rather incapable at the moment. Two people are standing there, and:
Bluemonkey: G’day!
Ozzyfrog: Bonjour!
Timbo94: Where is she?
Ozzyfrog: Who?
Timbo94: You know who I’m talking about!
Bluemonkey: No, seriously, who are you talking about?
Timbo94: … you kidnapped her!
Ozzyfrog: Who? We didn’t kidnap anyone!
Timbo94: TAYLOR SWIFT!!
Ozzyfrog: We didn’t kidnap her! Even though I don’t really like her music, but it’s just opinion…
Bluemonkey: I don’t have anything against her! I’m rather unopinionated at the moment…
Timbo94: Suuure… then what was that note about? The note dropped from that airplane! *points at Ozzyfrog accusingly* You’re the only one who can fly a plane here!
Ozzyfrog: I saw that plane, and I don’t fly it. *starts talking about the different types of planes for a while*
Bluemonkey: I was driving my bus then!
Timbo94: But why are you two here when the note said that you would be? Since you two declared a war on Taylor Swift and went into hiding afterwards, it’s very suspicious…
Bluemonkey: We didn’t declare war on her. And we were camping out here ever since the announcement! And-
Tamesis: *comes out from under a bush* Did I miss anything? *notices crowd* *whispers* Ooh, Blu, Oz, don’t tell them about our secret pantyhose raids!
Timbo94: … Oh. But… who kidnapped Taylor Swift, then?
Highly Disturbing Music: DUN DUN DUN!
Taylor Swift: *descends from the sky* It was me!
Timbo94: *stares in shock* How… how do you kidnap yourself?
Taylor Swift: I wanted to see who was truly loyal to me… and you have passed the test! I will now stay on Four Island and sing for you all – until at least I have to go on another tour.
Starla: *comes out of catatonic state* Oh. Em. Gee. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! I LOVE YOU TAYLOR SWIFT! *falls into a swoon*
… And so the conflict has been solved. Taylor Swift is now living in Starla’s house and is giving daily concerts at the prison at 6:00 until further notice. Wow, doesn’t everything have a happy ending nowadays?
OMG I love that ending! So odd, but so are all of the other stories on this site.
Ha! I can imagine myself, running through the streets of Four Island, waving "Fearless" (the CD) in the air!
Only bad thing about this story Drifty… the font size and type is quite different from all the other stories on this site. I think this is because you copied and pasted this story from word (I'm not saying that she didn't write it, just that she wrote it in word first). Though if I were you I would have done the same thing.
Comment by Timbo94 — April 29, 2009 @ 8:05 am
Lol, I wanted to write it like the earliest, craziest stories on TF.
And yeah, your Fearless CD must be your most deadly weapon!
I noticed that, but I was too eager to release my story to care – oops.
Next time, I'll remember to delete all the MSO thingies. Which will probably be tomorrow, yay. 
Comment by Drifty — April 29, 2009 @ 12:16 pm
YAY This is funny
because it caused it to use Calibri 
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As long as she only sings Love Story and Our Song, I won't die.
"secret pantyhose raids"?!????!?!?!!!!
And c/ping from Word is
Comment by Tamesis Lucien — April 30, 2009 @ 12:08 am
Um, copying from Word isn't
, it's 
Read: http://wordpress.org/support/topic/215124
Comment by Starla Insigna — April 30, 2009 @ 12:55 am
Ooh, Drifty did write it in word, I noticed in the markup she posted. I don't want to be a stickler about this, but it's a really bad idea to write TFs in word, or any WordPress posts. Timbo did it too for his blog, which is why it had all of those problems around Christmas time.
But yes! Loved this story! I thought I said that but my computer spazzed so I didn't! Love it! And which stories is (or are, neither sound right there O_O) "earliest, craziest stories" referring to?
Comment by Starla Insigna — April 29, 2009 @ 10:59 pm
I really meant that Calibri is yay, and copy/pasting from Word causes it.
Comment by Tamesis Lucien — April 30, 2009 @ 11:35 am