Four Island Research, Fourscore Improvement, Four Island - Recent observations have shown that ever since the low-profit humourous news organization True Falsities printed its first story “Smiley Throws Together InstaDisc“, Four Islanders have been facing a steady stream of bad luck [broken by the Giant Starfy and Taylor Swift's coming].
“First Starla got thrown in jail, then everyone got thrown in jail, then everyone got out!” screamed Ms. Screamingperson. “Next I’ll be thrown in jail!” Immediately after that, Ms. Screamingperson was imprisoned for ‘Foretelling the Future’ and ‘Eating Lollipops’. “This will send everyone into a panic!” she screamed as she was taken into custody. Unfortunately, nothing happened.
We then interviewed the people who matter, the actual Four Islanders.
Starla:This is insane! I’m going to sue whoever thought this up!
Reporter: Is it because you’re the Editor?
Starla: Um… it’s complicated. *cough*
Drifty:Not much bad luck has happened to me, so I can’t really complain!
Reporter: But you were eaten by a lion!
Drifty: See? Not much bad luck!
Pyro:NER, why are you interviewing me? I’m trying to poke TImTam!
Tamesis: Help? MEWs, are you there?
Pyro: NER, I’m going to get you, TimTam!
Reporter: What are your thoughts on the recent studies on the correlation of True Falsities and bad luck?
Tamesis: I’m experiencing bad luck right now! *gets poked* Ow!
Reporter:Uh, Timbo94, Starla, Sammi94, Pyro, what are you doing?
Timbo94: Building a shrine to Taylor Swift!
Sammi9494: All… hail… Taylor… Swift…
Reporter: Um… what are your thoughts on the-
Pyro: It’s the anti-Taylor-Swifteans fault!
Timbo94: Are you Anti-Taylor-Swift? *glares*
Reporter: No… But what are your thoughts on-
* Starla magically turns into Taylor Swift
Reporter: I give up!
Tamesis:I finally got away from her…
Bluemonkey: Good!
Ozzyfrog: We need to keep up a better guard… I’ll watch from my airplane!
Reporter: *running up* *panting* Hello, how do you feel about Taylor Sw- I mean, how do you feel about the recent correlations between luck and True Falsities?
Bluemonkey: I got run over by my own bus! How do you think I feel?
Tamesis: I’m in House Arrest! *reporter stares* Uh… not really.
Ozzyfrog: I’m new, so I don’t really know – but I was wrongfully accused of stealing Taylor Swift!
Tamesis: It doesn’t really affect me, I can access Four Island from my brain! 
Smiley: *high on Pi*I like trains. Do you like trains? Pizza Hut!
Reporter: What does that have to do with anything?
Smiley: Boink! 3.141592653589793238462…
Drifty:But you know how I really think?
Reporter: What?
Drifty: IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
In conclusion, the majority of Four Islanders don’t seem to be affected at all by the bad luck, and we like lollipops. And we will continue producing TFs!
Yet another fantastical story! YAYFULNESS! That reminds me, I haven't TF'd in ages. Need to write one…………….
Comment by Starla Insigna — May 1, 2009 @ 10:48 am
:O I spoke a smiley! Wow.
I should write one too…
Comment by Tamesis Lucien — May 1, 2009 @ 11:56 am
Lol, that was a good story, and I wish I could speak smilies
Comment by ozzyfrog — May 2, 2009 @ 11:11 am
Another great TF! And I wish I could speak smilys
Comment by ozzyfrog — May 3, 2009 @ 4:21 am