True Falsities

At the end of last night, a terrible storm has been seen in the distance from the island of Four. TimTam pick the brains of the four signals of Radio Island and the storm woke him up at 3:78 am. Realizing what this meant, he went down, ate a block of cheese, and went back to bed.

The next day, the storm was very near the island of Four. Starla organized a great team of highly qualified special people who specialize in particular storms (aka Drifty) to discuss the impact of the storm ahead. “As far as I can see,” Drifty was screaming for no apparent reason, “this storm will do nothing and we have to forget it.”

Nonplussed by the decision of Drifty, Starla fell asleep on a table and had a dream about chess pieces California. When she woke, the storm was on the island of Four.

As Drifty had told everyone that the whole world had nothing to worry about everyone around the world, nobody cares. However, when the storm clouds opened, something strange happened. “It’s raining CATFOOD!” Starla cried.

It’s true. Catfood began falling from the sky. Unable to contain herself, Starla started laughing hysterically. “HAHAHAHAHHA YOUR CATFOOD OMG that is like a total SO FUNNY I can never STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY LIKE SO FUNNY CATFOOD OMG I LOVE CATFOOD I just said OMG I LIKE CATFOOD Maybe I should eat CATFOOD LOL I just said CATFOOD MMM EWW LOL!”

Smiley left his house in this part and started doing the dance of the rain, hoping that would make him feel like a fairytale princess who eats dead lollipops (LOLLIPOPS, LOLLIPOPS, I can see LOLLIPOPS, chocolate FACE, She’s Got One WITH PIE) in the rain. But it was not raining. It catfooding. Finally, he ate enough catfood and became a cat of 47.5 hours.

Pyro then walked away [What is this, a beauty contest? Why the whole world standing outside the succession? -Editor] and saw a lollipop. “Ohno I’M THE ONE WITH PIE!” she shouted before turning around in circles and dropping a brick on Lady Gaga.

“Wait!” Starla shouted, “I found the answer by eating a Ouiji board! We can stop the rush of catfood by singing songs of Miranda Cosgrove!” She then began to sing About You Now:

We can bring back some of yesterday? Because I know how I feel about you now. I move, I was wrong, I let you, but I know what I feel about you now.

A large number of cats suddenly appeared and ate the catfood. Fell from the sky more catfood, so they ate more. And much more. And much more. Suddenly, there were thirty-six of fat (like a mile wide) in cats sitting Smiley front-loading washing machine.

“Oh costume that does not work! Maybe we should eat a shovel,” suggested Drifty. “O_O Where’d you come from?” Starla whispered. “What’s with all the eating in this story? Smiley asked. “DO NOT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL” yelled the videographer, who threw his camera to Smiley. “We really have to solve this thing come and sing our walls our things that really need to resolve this because we do not know how to sing!” sung TimTam randomly. “YOU PEOPLE ARE SCARING ME!” shouted Pyro, who jumped in Smiley’s front load washer, used as a car to Mexico.

Everyone just stared. “That was strange,” said Smiley. At that time, the storm let up and the entire world got bored and went home.